Dear Rear Admiral Steven K. Galson, M.D., M.P.H.,
As the acting Surgeon General, I believe that you need to put a warning label on these treats. They are sold at World Market, and they are my new favorite snack. Unfortunately.
I mean, I don't even really like chocolate all that much (yes, I AM a woman, but honestly, I'm not a huge fan). But combine chocolate, heath AND macadamia nuts? No one can resist these. Seriously, they must contain some level of crack cocaine or something.
Therefore, I have made you a new label for the back. Please consider this:
Sincerely,
Catie Joy Carpenter
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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